A Feelgood Friday in Limerick

Lim’rick publicans had a conception;
They asked a judge to make an exception:
“Please open the pubs,
And let in the Dubs,
And grant us a Good Friday exemption!”

Judge O’Donnell was the canny fellow
(Smarter than Willie in a bordello).
He did his sums up,
Then gave the thumbs up,
Now Lim’rick’s gonna be nice and mellow.

Good Friday – CocoRosie